You know when something or someone is so infuriating that it renders you speechless? Lewis Black's Anger Button has gotchu. Just tap the big red button for the perfect words in these emergency situations. It works on your desk, in the kitchen, during meetings, at dinner, or even in the car. Not recommended for the bedroom.
Each Anger Button says all 5 quotes:
Shut the fuck up!
Don't be stupid, shithead!
Unbefuckinglievable!
Son of a bitch!
Go fuck yourself!
Button dimensions are 3.5" diameter x 1.5" high. Requires two AAA batteries (notincluded). Ships in an easy-to-giftwrap 3.625" x 3.625" x 2" box
Spinning Hamsa Keychain
Have you ever needed a classy, elegant way to tell someone to "sit on it and spin around?" Flash this genuine, gold-plated Hamsa keychain to stun and dazzle your enemy. The Hamsa logo spins within the circular keychain. Details are embossed in glossy black enamel. Each 1.5" diameter keychain comes in a 3" x 5.5" x .75" velvet-lined gift box.
I bought one at the show in Cincinnati last year. Sounds great. We use it everyday. Actually, our dog uses it. We have on the floor near the patio door and she presses it when she has to go out. It's a great way for her to express herself in emergencies.